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Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Two very close friends

This is the story of two very close friends. so
close that they share everything , they are still together in
life . They even mutual promise : the first one
dies reserve a place to another in the afterlife .
And what had happened: one of the two partners dies
prematurely. The second does not have the strength to wait for
die also to find his friend . He decides to
take part in a seance to enter
communication with him :
- So how 's it going?
- I'm fine thank you , life is fantastic here ...
- Well said ! How are your days ?
- I get up in the morning and WooHoo , you know what I mean , a
little exercise at sunrise , then I take my breakfast and
WooHoo . Lunch and thereupon WooHoo until dinner.
Finally some WooHoo before sleep and now ...
- The dream ... then you my reservations this place in paradise eh ...
- But I 'm not in heaven , I'm in a breeding
rabbits in the Gers!

Buy a ticket

David is in a bad money level ... it
sees no other solution than to win the lottery to
out of there. He went to the synagogue and began to pray for
win. The day of the draw, but he expects it will not win. it
back to the synagogue and pray again insisting
all his life, he respected the religious principles, rituals,
food and even donations to Jewish organizations.
Again he expects the lottery draw, but again, nothing
happens. Near despair he would get back to pray
arises when a voice from up there in the sky said:
"Okay David, you want to win the lottery, but perhaps
you could help me a little. Go and buy a ticket. "

Bear and rabbit

A bear poops in the woods when a small
White Rabbit is also next to him. The bear asks the rabbit: 
It does not bother you, who is so small and all white, the
splash when you do your needs.
The rabbit replied simply:
No, I'm used to. So the bear grabs the rabbit and wipes with.
 

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